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Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there 
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 There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres………….masturbation 
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 Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job! 
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 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message 
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 How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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 T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
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 How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
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 I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
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 im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!! 
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 The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass! 
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 Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you? 
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 Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.. 
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 There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.
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 Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
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 Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
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 This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:…try again…again…maybe you are just not sexy?…one more time…hey don’t force it ugly!!! 
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 The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
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 A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!
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 roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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 If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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 You don’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words.
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 Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat? 
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 Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
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 Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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 Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
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 The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? 
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 Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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 If my head looks like yours, I’d shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
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 On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* …… … .. …….. ….. ……… .. …. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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 I’m popey the sailorman, I’m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I’m popey the sailor man, toet toet.
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 Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
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 Wat’s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins… 
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 A man said 2 his doctor ‘everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection’ the doctor said ‘That’s because u look like a cunt! 
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 When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way… so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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 Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted kiss’s rnt kiss’s unless they r tasted, kiss’s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated! 
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 (_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!! 
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 Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
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 Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.