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Weird Msn Names
Apr 3rd
Some people say “shoot” instead of “shit.” They can’t fool me, man. “Shoot” is “shit” with two o’s
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There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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It tastes like burning
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Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway
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May your life be like toilet paper – long and useful!
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Its a shame that stupidity isn’t painful
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I can’t wait to see how you look when I’m naked
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Love me ore leave me. Hey! Where’s everybody going??
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Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
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A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
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If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
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Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn’t met me yet
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We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
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More and more of our imports come from overseas…
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On the road of life, don’t forget to stop and eat the roses
Offensive Msn Names
Apr 3rd
Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
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Recommended for you: “Windows For Dummies”
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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
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CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
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Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
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Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
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You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
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Welcome to loserville. Population: you
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It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
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I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
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I dream about a monster, about you!
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Your village called, their idiot is missing
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Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
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I’d smack you but shit splatters!
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It’s not that I am anti-social. I just don’t like you
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Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
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You’re the cum your mother should have swallowed
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If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
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Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
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I have PMS and a gun… now what were you saying?
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I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can diet
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Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
Inspirational Msn Names
Apr 3rd
:S:|Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,and when I woke up the pillow was gone:|:S
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(L) The Ones Closet To You Are The Ones That Hurt You The Most (U)
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WhO sAyS gOd iSnT a WoMaN 
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(A):P OrGaNiZeD PeOpLe ArE jUsT tOo LaZy To LoOk FoR tHiNgS (A)
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Your lucky number is 38598291948 – Watch For It Everywhere (Y)
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8-)(@) What happens when a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror (@)8-)
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(6)(L)(K)(r):D If GuYs HaD tHeiR pEriOd ThEy’D pRoBaBLy BrAg BoUt Da SiZe Of ThErE TaMpOn 
(r)(k)(L)(6)
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(*) Working hard for something is better than wishing for it (*)
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(6)(L);) You never lose by loving….You lose by holding back 
(L)(6)
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You might as well put a condom on your head…you might as well look like a dick cuz you act like one too
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:> A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things :>
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let them notice you, not you notice them
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JuSt BeCaUSe (K)LiPs(K) HaVe MeT DoESn’t MeAn (L)HeArTs(L) HaVe JoInEd
Inspirational Msn Names
Apr 3rd
Roses are red…violets are blue…who cares…So ArE cRaYoNs
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:S What do you call a female daddy long legs :S
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:>Should i smile, cuz ur my friend…..or be sad cuz thts all we’ll ever be:’(
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(K)OnE dAy YoU LoVe Me ThEn YoU dOnT aNd WhEn YoU dO i KnOw i WoNt(K)
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LoOk OuT fOr YoUr’E #1 bUt DoNt StEp InTo # 2 On ThE wAy
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:S(G)(^) If yOuRe BoRn On 29th FeB iN a LeAp YeAr WhEnS yA BiRtHdAy (^)(G):S
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(k)(r):>:S If swimming is so good for you’re figure how do you explain whales? :S:>(r)(k)
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(U) Its better to regret something you did do…than something you didnt do (U)
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:’( Its hard to answer the question–Whats Wrong–When nothings right :’(
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:S Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they’re down? :S
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(U):’( What happens if you love sum1 n they love u too, but it can never be? :’((U)
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:S If 2mora is going to be twice as cold as it is today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be 2mora :S
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(U)ñèvë® §åÿ ¥øù hãtê hím ìƒ ¥øù çåñt l€t hîm gø(U)
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(U) How Do You Know If Its Right? And if it is…what if youve already let him go? (U)
Inspirational Msn Names
Apr 3rd
~;)(L)(R)*¤Hôw dô ï te££ ü thãt ï £ôvê ü wïthôüt tellïn ü thãt ï £ôvê ü?*¤(R)(L);)~
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(6)(L) Im LoSt, CoNfUsEd, DoNt KnOw WoT tO dO bUt aLL i No Is ThT i LuV u (L)(6)
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PrAcTiCe MaKeS pErFeCt BuT NoBoDiEs PeRfEcT sO y PrAcTiCe?
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NoBoDiEs PeRfEcT sO i MuSt Be NoBoDy
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Im NoBoDy AnD nObOdIeS pErFeCt So I MuSt Be PeRfEcT
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:P;) Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?!??!?! :P:D
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7/5 øƒ ål£ p€øþlé Ðøñt ûñðèr§tãnÐ ƒ®å¢tìøñ§
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(#):D(R) it takes both, rain and sunshine to make a rainbow… (R):D(#)
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Y dOeS MiNeRaL wAtEr “tRiCkLeD tHrOuGh MoUnTaiNs FoR cEnTuRiEs” gO oUt oF DaTe NeXt yEaR?
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(%) if you stole a pen from the bank is it still classed as a bank robbery (%)
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(6):P if dracula has no reflection how cum he has such a sraight parting? (6
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(6)(K)(R) I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer…then it hit me (R)(K)(6)
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(L) *~Love wasn’t put in your heart to stay Love isn’t love till you give it away~* (L)
Flirty Msn Names
Apr 3rd
I wonder what our children will look like.
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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven.
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Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven’s a long way from here…
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Are you a parking ticket coz you’ve got fine written all over you.
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Do you have a boyfriend? No? Want one?
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Can I please be your slave tonight?
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Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl on the
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Web” and the grand prize is a night with me!
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Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
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Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
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You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
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Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
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Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
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Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
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Your daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye!
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
Flirty Msn Names
Apr 3rd
Baby, somebody better call God, because He’s missing an angel.
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Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
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I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
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I have only three months to live.
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I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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Are you sunburnt? Or are you always this hot?
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What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
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If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.
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Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Do you have a band aid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
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Help the homeless, take me home with you.
Rude Msn Names
Apr 3rd
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
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There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres………….masturbation
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Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
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How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
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The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.
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Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
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Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
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This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:…try again…again…maybe you are just not sexy?…one more time…hey don’t force it ugly!!!
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
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A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
Rude Msn Names
Apr 3rd
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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You don’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words.
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can’t make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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If my head looks like yours, I’d shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
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On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* …… … .. …….. ….. ……… .. …. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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I’m popey the sailorman, I’m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I’m popey the sailor man, toet toet.
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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
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Wat’s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins…
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A man said 2 his doctor ‘everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection’ the doctor said ‘That’s because u look like a cunt!
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way… so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted kiss’s rnt kiss’s unless they r tasted, kiss’s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
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(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
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Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Sweet Msn Names
Apr 3rd
If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…
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You Know I’m so COOL and SWEET, when people see me they jump outta their seat!
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Stupid Cupid… stop pickin on me!
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Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
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Roses are Red, violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you!
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Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell
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I’d rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies
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LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE
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You make me proud, you gave me something to beleive…
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The Million Dollar Man
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Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
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Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
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Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
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I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
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Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
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You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
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Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
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Don’t love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
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You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
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Love is the answer, but while you?re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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Love is a slow poison
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Love is blind. I know, because you don’t see me
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Guys are air for me, and without air I can’t live
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Aren’t you tired? You’re walking for hours in my head!